Pals hangin out at IN N OUT
I'm eatin kale chips cause I got clout
owww wanna give a shout out
To all my fellow moldy boy scouts
Cause we are peelin back the layers of the onion
Mackin on bags and bags of Funyuns
It's fun looking at the ceiling all day
Can I count the cracks? Yes you may
It stole our get up and go
But it can't stop this perpetual flow
Cause my get up and go cold got up and went
Iron Mike Tyson punched me over the fence
Chorus
Eff mold…don't want adult diapers
I wanna kick butt like Rowdy Roddy Piper! (Wrestling star)
Driving around town in my red Dodge Viper
Can't walk but I'm a hyper typer
Testosterone so low I may become impregnated
Like NKOTB my style is outdated (new kids!)
I got hammer pants not skinny genes
I'm still watchin YO MTV
Raps, and wearing backwards baseball caps
iTunes Store buyin 6 year old apps
For my iPhone 2 with a 1 inch screen
Not keepin up if you know what I mean
It's like someone swapped out my blood with some concrete
Warrior strong brutal mentality
Quicksand but I want a growth mindset
Challenged by the ultimate test
Journey within, flashbacks flashin
No Mickey D’s am I mackin
Walk the line, you know it's fine
Like the finest silk thread you can wind
Turning within while going without
What's on the stereo? No Doubt.
More chill than a 7-11 slurpee
Colder than a Jamaican bobsled team
Like Mr Houdini trying to escape
Yeah all my friends wear superman capes
Want more donuts than Homer Simpson
But it is time for more grass fed again
Practice gratitude while I act really rude
No me gusta, dude
Waves and waves of grief
While chillin with Regis and Kathy Lee
Eff mold..
Heart is racing like nascar
Ricky Bobby! there you are (will Ferrell taledega nights)
Was a hare now I'm a tortoise
Wiggling with the rigormortis
I Love Lucy she is so goofy
My Neuroquant is 44/12 G
Rat lost in the maze
Have you heard the latest healing craze
You fly to Botswana and go in a cave
You hang out praying for 99 days
Like a sweat lodge but kinda hip
And you listen on repeat to Slick Rick
Layers of hell, sleep deprivation
Intuition says I need more education
Layers of nightmares - hallucinating everywhere
Himalayan sized mountain of anger
Filling up my lungs with one ounce of air
Still hangin out in the sponge bob underwear
Body so weak, spirit is free
I'll keep fighting cause that's just me
Throw on the TV, watch Home Alone
Only smart thing here is my smartphone
Ying and yang, freedom and pain
A whole life out there to gain
Invisible epidemic, it is my degree
Study 12 hours, it's nothin to me
MD should be by my name
After climbing up the mountain of pain
I'm sorry body that you got sick
Want it so bad that I can taste it
Days turn to months, months to years
Niagra falls has nothing on the tears
Energy comes, energy goes
Freaks me out when it gets too low
Eff mold
Hydration
Mineralization
Binding
Oxygenation
Electrolytes
Bouncing
Foot bath
Who turned out the lights man
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MILD EW - nothin mild about mildew
Disreality get this shit outta me dude
Social skills of a 1 year old toddler
Luke I am your father
That is what they say, the old timers
ALLZ the damn heimers
Not a rookie of being a tough cookie
Screaming out like I'm a wookie
Las Vagus Nerve
Parasympathetic system swerves
Free buffet might throw you a curve
And the hotel’s filters are rated by MERV
But I'm a true fan of cave living
Gnawing on huge turkey legs like thanksgiving
Thanks, like in a cage at the zoo
Bunch of hairy smelly dudes in my crew
And my Facebook groups you know it's true
My people hardly ever take showers too
1% human, fake smile like Alfred E Newman
Check it out man I'm always groomin
The moldy equivalent of George Clooney
Looking good but feelin gloomy
Now we are coming to the best part of the day.
What is that? Shit moldies say:
You have lymphatic massage or cranial sacral done?
Dry skin brushing? Clay baths, son?
Hey have you lost your libido too?
And is your pain through the roof?
Word, you have the CBS gene mutation?
And CNBC,ESPN , all the stations!
Do you have any Xanax I can borrow?
Or any other pills to swallow the sorrow?
Is it medi-cal? Or medi-can't?
Do you mind if I rant and rant?
Are you pair-annoyed when you hit the stage?
Are you locked in the cage with mold rage?
