Sit back relax get Mold literate
Pass the knowledge as you take a hit
Don't get up Holmes I told you to sit (Sherlock)
Become a Sherlock never ever quit!

Drink Pill-lattes before doing Pilates
Thinking five times harder than Socrates
This Chronic Fatiguing Dork Disease (cfdd)
Build a “tiny house” in the desert with me!

Ass squared medicine what a joke
Some docs throats I almost choked
Glycogen storage flailin bro
In a pit of platypus shit doncha know

Determination to get past the devastation
Civilization gotta save the population
Shoot em up with heparin stop coagulation
Doing tape lifts at the police station (checking it for mold)
…...
I want my brain back and a body that's jacked
Don't wanna lay here I wanna attack!
This alternate universe is a piece of crap
Want to go on a run not take a nap

Isometrics in the rocking chair
Holy shit last week I washed my hair
Wanna wear 40 pieces of flair (office space joke)
Dreaming of a place with pristine air

Fighting against this cellulite
Take tha melatonin hope I sleep tonight
Lazy crazy this is Hype
Can't be there in person, wanna Skype?

Seeking nature like Erik Johnson
Avoidance - tough like Charles Bronson
Eating grass fed not CAFO Swanson
Swan song has been too long
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Epstein Barr virus is not what's inside us
Mold HLA? I'm homozygous
Phenotype and genotype us
Then put us on the short bus

Oxygen delivery stalled on the interstate (the bus stalled)
Don't close the windows I'll get irate
Hey honey how about a stay at home date?
Forgetting simple words is what I hate

Drowning at the top of the Himalayas
When I could be chillin at 31 flavors (Baskin Robbins ice cream)
Hope you all are good money savers
Don't listen to all the naysayers

Willpower fades by the hour
Like an unwatered flower
Gettin more stern than Howard (Howard stern)
Insides burning look fine outward
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1 2 3 4 take another breath
White coat blood pressure feels like death
Put on the cuff try your best
McGruff the crime dog sniffing the dust

Gettin more looks than Garth Brooks
In a storage space are my many books
...And papers...don't give me dirty looks
Too many pathogens in those cellulose nooks

Call me lazy crazy, doesn't phase me
Brushing my teeth is my physical therapy
Who is he most down? MC G
Taking all the rap awards at the academy

Perma-frown, cold like permafrost
“Can you hand me that fork” “oh I don't want to exhaust”
“You… but can you pass the hot sauce?”
Gotta heal up no matter the cost
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Nerves shaky ultra achy breaky (achy breaky heart hehe billy ray cirus)
Heart starts jumpin, Lordy take me
Trapped in the pit squirmin to get free
Kale chips? I am way more flaky

Battlin with my game face on
Every 5 minutes going to the john
This trip is years and years long
No way in hell can I move to Hong Kong (terrible air quality)

Medicated stage of mind is overrated
Mold militia gonna make you faded
After all these treatments I'm getting jaded
Live in a bubble, community is gated (gotta live isolated)

Every time I lose…I get back up
Medical records spilling out the back of my pickup
Bio hacked so I can sit back up
Bulletproof coffee slam another cup
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If looks could kill ya’ll would be extinct
Mind cold like a hockey rink
Gimme a coat made out of mink
Mind has shrunk, cause I saw a shrink! (Hahahahaha)

Rear is large cause leptin is high
Who else has mold? its Marty mc fly (Parkinson's? mJ fox)
Getting on the wait list. Think you are sly? (Doctor wait lists)
Bipolar roller coaster manic and high

‘CSM’ N O P QRST
UV Rays give me some more please
11-3-52B, glad that one is not in me
Human leukocyte antigens, homey

I need to be rebooted more times than Windows (my PC stinks)
Ketones are low I skip time zones
Yo, I'm white with an Afro
Northern European walking real slow
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Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Drowning in kraut and cole slaw
Need a manziere, a man bra (man boobs)
Wheat belly, grain brain dawg

Endurance athlete and “math-lete”
Re-tired, yeah I'm tired again, G
Chief of the dust police
CEO of the mold army

Cause I'm “50 times weirder than Weird Al”
That's what they wrote on my psych eval
Last year I ate about 50 cows
Poked at the lab again - ow

Walk in a room, smells like teen spirit (nirvana song)
Card carrying member of the 24 percent (HLA folks)
Nirvana is a clean room to rent
Or a good climate and an oversized tent :)