A take off on NWA...

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge….

White and nerdy gettin freaky with my tumeric (weird al reference)
Mold warrior, this rap game is siiiiick

L-carnitine I smoke it with a vape
Only sugar I eat is one grape

Low oxygen from tha hella mycotoxins
Walkin sideways in the hood with my daschund

G.e.n.o.m.e, spend all day on 23andme
Celiac - whacked, fly DDAVP

My treatment plan is peer reviewed
Browser filled with research links , dude

Give it up smooth, hold on a minute
Find a good labcorp and I'll go up in it

On the gangster tip, I'm dangerous
Two mean gangs,tregs/gliosis

Aspergilus penecilliodes
Unwrapping Amazon boxes with ease (filled with supplements)
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Groceries delivered like I'm a king
Organic broccoli you dingaling

Drinkin straight out of the BEG bottle
Do I look like a damn role model?

detox in my black reeboks
Compression socks rock my jock

wakin up in a sweat, you're mentally slow
Had some Funky col medina …..you know (remember ton loc?)

Favorite sound is silence, huh
I'm CNS challenged, duh

Help me finish my sentence dawg
Loggin medications through London fog (brain fog as thick as London)

14-5-52b / I've got abnormal physiology
17-2-52a / “chronically hot” mold gals yellin at me

Dreaded I'm headed for mega hair loss
Hangin out with my dogs’ marcons (I hear they get it)
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Straight outta Cali, Crazy moldie named Chris g
Yo doctors, don't you dare step to me

Rude and angry ragin on you
In a gang called Moldies With Attitude

MWA use this pen like a gun
Been 4 years since I had any fun

Locked up - in this cage
Don't mess with - mold rage

I want skittles, slurpees, Oreos
Instead I set the timer for my next dose

The medical community doesn't understand
my multiple chemical sensitivity, man

They just think that this hell will pass
My old HMO can kiss my a**

Snortin CSM lines like it is Coke
All my green for white lines, it's no joke