Poetry

from Moldies With Attitude by molded

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lyrics

WOKE UP REAL REAL FOGGY TODAY
I ADMIT I AM A LIL CRAY-ZAY
NOW I GOTTA GET UP OUTTA MY BED
ALL THESE WACKY THOUGHTS SWIRLIN IN MY HEAD
MY ERMI HERTSMI (get it? Hurts me), I'VE GOT CIRS, SIRS
CUPBOARDS OVERFLOWIN' WITH ENDLESS BINDERS
WATER DAMAGED BUILDINGS AINT BEEN GOOD TO ME
'WHATS YOUR NAME?' EMCEE G.
GOTS TA GUZZLE MY ELECTROLYTES,
'WITH WHICH FRIEND? FIGHT OR FLIGHT?'
TURN UP THE OL HEPA FILTER
UH OH: VERTIGO! YAH I'M A MAD TILTER!
CHOLESTYRA-MEAN, YEAH I AIN'T NICE
HEAD IS POUNDIN, GOTTA KEEP IT ON ICE
AND THA DANK WELCHOL YA'LL
CAUSE MY HYPOTHALAMUS IS small
HIGH C4A, LOW MSH... DR SHOE CAN YOU GIVE ME A BREAK?
TGF BETA (one) IS THROUGH THE ROOF
AND CRUMMY NORMAL DOCTORS SAY '(son) WHERE'S THE PROOF?'
'ENVIRONMENTAL ILLNESS, WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT'
BUT NEUROQUANT SURE SHOWS WE'RE JACKED
CA-NARY IN A COALMINE
WON'T SEE ME IN PERSON CAUSE I'M ONLY ONLINE!!
I PAID A ZILLION BUCKS FOR MY VIP
DISABILITY, SILLY, BUT NOT REALLY
I HOLD THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST SUPPLEMENTS...
AND ALL MY FRIENDS CURRENTLY RESIDE IN TENTS!
WHATS NEXT - SHOULD I SWIFFER TODAY? WINDEXING EVERYTHING - ITS ALL THE RAGE!
MARCONS SWABS BY MY SIDE. STICK EM WAY IN - GO ON A JOYRIDE!!!
YEAH STICK 'EM WAY IN TO KEEP THE BEG SPRAY ASIDE
NOW THERE'S JUST SOME THINGS I CANNOT DO
BUT COFFEE ENEMAS ARE USED BY MY CRÜE
WACKY STACHY DOES NOT RELAX ME
CAUDATE SHRINKAGE .... tiny.
GONNA BUY STOCK IN THE KLEENEX CO.
CRYIN' ALL DAY CAUSE MY LYMPH DON'T FLOW
en·ceph·a·lo·my·e·li·tis INSIDE US, INVISIBLE THINGS DENY US
SYMPTOMS LIKE TO WAX AND WANE
ABOUT THE ONLY ONE I DON'T HAVE IS V______-AL PAINS (explicit female body part)