Are you all ready for a little psychotherapy
Kick back on the couch and listen to me
Took a ride on my mobility scooter
Then laid down and wrote this on my computer...
Pulmonary hypertension
Did I forget to mention?
Oh I did, did I scare ya?
Got a bigger mouth than Giraldo Rivera
Judge Judy and me like to do Yoga…
Lifting weights the size of q tips doncha
Know that I have a lot of flavor
Kickin it hard, emcee graber
Never did find a building I liked
Always outside riding my bike
Got more organics than a whole foods
Drinkin spring water, I'm a hippie, dude
Try to think of something funny
Hurts my brain too much I'm a dummy
IQ was through the roof-ah
Now I'm a total doofus
Like shaggy and scooby my thoughts are mellow
See the IV nurse and I say Hello
Don't quit but I could stop it right here
Cause there's something flowin in the air
I'm a hermit face green like Kermit
Dernit, find water damage and I'll burn it
Fighting gravity with my earl grey tea
Aw shucks …. Welcome to the party
A.N.X.I.E.T.
Just stay calm people tell me
“Let it go” - like to see you try
While getting poked with a knife in the eye!
Electric shock 1 per second
Tasered in the putamen I recon
Alone with my thoughts that skip like rocks
Confidence blown away its shot
To the heart of the matter a fungus among us
Like Mr T I am humongous
Cut that record, here it is sir
What just happened? It's a blur
Unbroken in a POW camp
Writing “you can do it” with a little lamp
Don't like to complain but I gotta get it off my chest
Our healthcare system is not the best
Trying to get up so don't get me down
Walkin one minute then I’m on the ground
What the heck, makes no sense
Even though all these people are droppin science
Movement disorder…
Attention span shorter
Than Danny Devito with my spasms and tics
When I'm on the mic the girls shake their hips
Possessed like an lsd trip
No protocol step do I skip
Fear and loathing in San Diego
Lego my damn gf eggo
Body image is like a pile of coal
Muffin top that rolls and rolls
Royce is the car I drive
White glove clean col kickin it live
time too much on my hands
Time for more grinds that are so bland (bland ass low inflammatory food)
Insane like a mad hatter
Gettin dopey from particulate matter
Nutty batty bonkers sick
Gonzo crackers loco batshit
bananas manic incongruous
Lost my marbles preposterous
Screwball erratic flipped out freaker
Psycho berserk demented tweaker
24 hours in a day….
Loco on a locomotive soul train
4 3 2 1 Whats for Sale
So whacked out I just voted for Dan Quayle
Want outta my head and into my body
64 oz plate of kale greeeeeens
Life force where'd it run off to
Tai chi master flowin through
Deconditioned I'm on a mission
Impossible ...so don't be dissin
Payin outta pocket like there's no tomorrow
Hey you got 5 bucks I can borrow?
Eating more bronto burgers than the flinstones
Nice ride man, yeah it's a pinto
Looking at the Bernie birdies in the backyard
Terminally hardcore harder than hard
Emdr yeah I did that
Transcranial magnetic stimulation was phat
And frequency specific Microcurrent kicked ….
But colonics yo that is where it's at!
Y'all Don't make fun of my pallidum its small
Hair lookin more def than Stephen Seagall's
Hard to explain the ground is coming up at me
The gravity is times ten G’s
Is it such a sin to want fresh air
Gaspin for O2 in my sponge bob underwear
Dizzy
Time to get busy
Kick out the jams
Thin lizzy
They call me fat Chrissy and the big guy
Had 5 eggs for breakfast I won't lie
Did you inhale? Yes I did sir
And then I got all silly with my groshong catheter