Once upon a time I didn’t pop pills
Just did normal sh*t to get my thrills

Now I’m choking on a huge multivitamin
Look in the drawer, see those? - I'm hidin them!

Tinctures, potions, salves and powders
Mix it all up - pour it on your doubters

Clickin Amazon Prime, they ship hella fast
“This new B12 totally kicks a**”

From the pharmacy aisle I shout it out
Yo man I got - supplement burnout
From the medicine cabinet with no doubt
Yo dawg I got - supplement burnout

Buy up some more, go fer broke
Drop cbd oil if you don't wanna toke

This gaba pill is a mega thrill
Calms down the shakes - you know the drill

Old bags of meds chillin in the closet
I'm sendin the bill to Hillary’s office

Get off it, Thorne Research kickin up the profits
Life Extension, yo that is the shit

From the bed restin’ I shout it out
Yo holmes I got - supplement burnout
You know it’s what I’m all about
Yo man I got - supplement burnout

Betaine HCI for the funky gut
Pop mineral caps and shake your rump

5000 IU vitamin D
What's your name? M C G!

What's another 20 bucks for some antimicrobials
Anti inflammatories - get all jovial

Zeolite bentonite have some charcoal tonight
These tight beats you better not bite

I'm Gonna turnout about it shout it out
Yo man I got - supplement burnout
No doubt no doubt no doubt
Yo man I got - supplement burnout

Horse pills filled with 5HTP
Tone up your serotonin, homey

Sport the mullet while I choke down coq10
B complex, doterra oils again

Magnesi-YUM it tastes so super
Oh no, time to hit the pooper!

“Ashwagandha!”, “what did you say?”
Milk thistle… whistle away the day

Got my eye on your glutathione (sing funny)
saccharomyces boulardii i’ll try on

Jarrow, NOW, Douglas Labs
Phosphatidylcholine turns me into a crab!

Country Life, Source Naturals, Solgar too
Swanson, GNC, Solaray dude

D-ribose overdose makin’ me mean...
Are you listening? Put down that N-acetyl-l-cysteine!